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                              PULP QUAKE v1.0
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                      by Andrew Doro and Nick Doro 
                           aka Zahgurim
                    
Do you like Quake? Do you like Pulp Fiction? Of course you do! We combined 
two great things in one! We proudly present PULP QUAKE! 

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                            WHAT IS PULP QUAKE?
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        Pulp Quake is Quake, but we've replaced some of the sound effects with 
lines from the motion picture "Pulp Fiction". We replaced all the weapon 
noises (except the axe, rocket launcher and grenade launcher) with gunshots 
from Pulp Fiction. We were getting tired of the old sounds. The lightning gun 
now sounds like a riff from "Misirlou" by Dick Dale- the THEME from Pulp 
Fiction. 

        We changed most of the monster-sight and death noises. For example, 
Knights and Hell-knights now say "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!" 
Enforcers now say "Looks like we've got a vigilante in our midst!". I won't 
tell you all the changes. My thumbs are tired. Go find out for yourself!

        PULP QUAKE will change your netname to Jules_Winnfield. That way, when 
you die, it'll say stuff like "Jules_Winnfield was stomped to death by 
midgets" etc. If you don't like it, edit that part out of the startup.scr and 
you'll get your regular netname.
                             
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                             OTHER CHANGES
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        We also changed those annoying death messages and made them more 
PULPesque! Also, we modified those corny "rune passages" you get at the end of 
each dimension, just to keep you guys on your toes! This program also contains 
BadMuthaFukka's own Pulp Cheat!!! To use it, just type the word "pulp" into 
your console. Or, impulse 25. Either one. We think you'll like it SO 
MUCH, you might bind it to your favorite key. Ours is P. Use it!!!
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Come on Daddy-O! |     |
      Don't be a |     |
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                           A SMALL SUGGESTION
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        If you have the Pulp Fiction soundtrack, or any Dick Dale album, we 
STRONGLY suggest you use it instead of that shitty Quake CD. If you don't have 
the Pulp Fiction soundtrack or any Dick Dale albums, why not rush out to the 
store right now and get your hot little hands on them? It will make your PULP 
QUAKE experience compleat!

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                         HOW TO USE PULP QUAKE
                           IN FOUR EASY STEPS
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1) Make a directory parallel to the ID1 directory in your quake directory. 
Call it PULPQUAK, or else the PULP.BAT we made for you won't work! This is 
IMPORTANT!

Here is an example of what your file structure should look like:

/quake/id1
/quake/pulpquak

2) Unzip the contents of PULPQUAK.ZIP into this directory. To unzip 
something, you need an unzip program, like PKUNZIP. If you have PKUNZIP, just 
type: pkunzip pulpquak.zip

NOTE: Before you unzip PULPQUAK.ZIP, you need to make sure you have enough 
      memory. PULPQUAK.ZIP takes up about 6 MB of hard disk space ZIPPED. 
      Unzipped, the files take ups almost the same amount of memory (6 MB).   
      So, make sure you've got the space.

3) Put the PULP.BAT in the QUAKE directory. Put the STARTUP.SCR and PAK0.PAK 
files in the PULPQUAK directory. Get the file structure to look like this:

\quake\pulp.bat
\quake\pulpquak\pak0.pak
\quake\pulpquak\startup.scr

4) To play PULP QUAKE, from the c:\quake> prompt type the word PULP. 

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                             WHAT WE USED 
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- A videocassette of Pulp Fiction
- The soundtrack from Pulp Fiction
- Winpack v1.2 by Anthony Barrat. This is an AWESOME program! Without it,
  PULP QUAKE would not be possible. We highly recommend Winpack.
- Pkzip. This program is neato!
- Qccdos by John Carmack. Also invaluable! Everyone needs this.
- Quake (of course!)
- An AT&T pentium laptop computer.
- Windows 3.11 sound recorders/editors
- Some wires to connect the computer to the TV and CD player. We wanted to
  get the sound DIRECT, so's you guys wouldn't have to listen to a bunch of
  static.
- Much more time than you would imagine.

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                      KNOWN BUGS OR QUIRKS
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As far as we know, none whatsoever! But, if you find any, PLEASE tell us!

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                         TECHNICAL INFO
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PULPQUAK.ZIP contains PAK0.PAK, README.TXT, STARTUP.SCR, PULP.BAT and 
SOURCE.ZIP. If you want the individual .WAV files, you need to use an 
unpacker, like Winpack. The original .QC files can be found in the SOURCE.ZIP. 
If you're not interested in the .QC files, just delete SOURCE.ZIP. You can 
change/alter/use this program any way you want, I don't mind. Just don't be an 
asswipe and say you entirely made it yourself. Give me the credit I deserve! 
You don't have to give me credit for the .WAV files. I only recorded them, I 
didn't make them.


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                          SOON TO COME
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- Maybe edit the player.mdl to look like Vincent Vega or Jules Winfield?
  We really like this idea. If anyone out there can make one for us, we'd 
  really appreciate it. 
- Edit the monsters to look like characters from Pulp Fiction?
  Again, if anyone out there...
- Even more great sounds!
- Use a different movie/theme. 

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                         ALSO LOOK FOR...
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Monty Python Quake - Just like this mod, but much sillier! Has Monty Python
                     sound effects and a few graphics changes to make the game
                     more bizzare! 

Zahgurim's Config - It's REALLY GOOD! Lot's of sound effects and special
                         features! Go get it RIGHT NOW!  

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                 QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? SUGGESTIONS?  
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We'd LOVE to hear what YOU think! That's what makes Zahgurim feel so goddam 
important! Send you questions, comments or suggestions to:
zahgurim@brainlink.com

Also be sure to visit our website
http://www.brainlink.com/~zahgurim/

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PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!!! IF YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY DON'T WANT YOU
                   HEARING NAUGHTY WORDS, DON'T USE THIS MODIFICATION! BE A 
                   A GOOD LITTLE MAMA'S BOY AND LEAD THE SHELTERED LIFE THEY
                   WANT YOU TO HAVE! YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED!
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- footnote to the warning: I'm putting up this warning because I don't want                     
                           a lot of parents bothering me about the bad 
                           language I'm exposing their kids to. I don't expect 
                           many complaints (if these parents let their kids 
                           play a violent game like Quake, they probably won't 
                           mind the obscenities in Pulp Quake), but I like to 
                           cover my ass five ways from Friday!

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                           DISCLAIMER
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Andrew Doro and Nick Doro (aka Zahgurim) take absolutely NO responsibility if 
any of our stuff fucks up you, your life or your game. Why would it? If it 
does, it's almost certaintly is YOUR OWN FAULT!
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