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Title                   : CrotchCam v1.0
Filename                : c-camv10.zip
Author                  : w00pNgibs
Email Address           : gmilberg@in.net
Description             : First came ChaseCam, then came the RangerCam,
                          now comes... the CrotchCam!!!
                          This is the thing that the guys on Buzzkill
                          would die to have.
                          
                          This is a partial convertion for Quake.  It
                          effects about 99% of the game.  Everything
                          from the levels, to textures, to skins, to
                          models, to weapons... everything except sound
                          is altered.*
                          
                          This is one of the first few PCs to be
                          released that effects so many aspects of the
                          game!  And it is definetly the first to do
                          all that it does in such a small about of HD
                          space.  Please enjoy this PC to it's fullest.
                          
                          List of Features:
                          - Alters everything except sound!*
                          - Super duper small download size!
                          - Get up close and personal with dead bodies!
                          - Inspect those rocketboxes and backpacks a
                          little closer than you could before!
                          - Compatible with all other TCs/PCs and DM
                          enhancements out there!
                          - Play your favorite custom levels with this
                          and get a whole new experience!
                          - Play the original id levels (or the new
                          mission packs that you know so well) and see
                          them in a completely different way!
                          - Read on to find out how this page uncovers
                          a hidden meaning put in the game my the guys
                          at id Software themselves!
                          
                          * Note:  The meaning behind 'alters
                          everything except sound' is only in the sense
                          of perspective.  
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* Play Information *

Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative             : Yes
Deathmatch              : Yes
Difficulty Settings     : Yes
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : Yes*
New Music               : Yes*
Demos Replaced          : No
QuakeC Patches          : No

* Construction *

Base                    : Made from scratch
Editor(s) used          : Secrets of the trade (haha!)
Known Bugs              : Can't see the double barrel without looking 
                          waaay up.  Super Nail gun seems to float...
                          Vanilla Nail gun's underside wasn't skinned.
Build Time              : I didn't time it.

Comments                : Play through the game with this patch.  Even
                          cheat if you 
                          have to, but make sure you at least use all
                          the guns with this 
                          new perspective.  Pay close attention to the
                          lightning gun.  
                          When firing (ahem... discharging) this
                          weapon, note where 
                          the "shaft" originates.  Now think about your
                          point of 
                          perspective in relation to the player's
                          anatomy.  Brings the gun 
                          into a whole new light, eh?  And you thought
                          peeing in the 
                          pool was sick... you'll never look at suicide
                          DMers the same.

                          BTW: This is intended to be an April Fools joke.
                          RTFM and you'd know that.