Crazy Quake Internet Acronym Aliases
Another fine Quakeage by Matt Richter(phaetonx@bluefin.net).

This config file contains many alias commands that prove to be useful 
macros. Type the internet acronym and it is broadcast in full(albeit 
censored) form! Great for the heat of combat, when you're being pasted by 
the bratty Server, type "fro" and watch his response(he'd better no have the
rocket launcher, though)! Here is a list of included acronyms:

type:   broadcast(no quotes):
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afk     "Away from keyboard. Hold on."
bak     "Back at Keyboard. Resume the fight."
bbl     "Be back later!"
bfd     "Big F***ing deal!!!"
bfn     "Bye for now!"
brb     "Be right back! Hold on."
btw     "By the way..."
cya     "Cya!"
cyaih   "Cya in hell."
eos     "End of Story."
fro     "F*** right off!!!"
fubar   "This is FUBAR!"
fwiw    "For what it's worth..."
gal     "Get a life!"
grd     "Grinning, running, ducking :)"
hth     "Hope this helps."
imho    "Well, in my humble opinion..."
iyswm   "If you see what I mean..."
iae     "In any event..."
iow     "In other words..."
lol     "Laughing out Loud! :)"
nrn     "No reply nessesary."
nfw     "No F***ing way!!!"
oic     "Oh, I see!"
otoh    "On the other hand..."
rofl    "Rolling on the floor laughing! :)"
roflpmp "Rolling on the floor laughing, peeing my pants!"
sol     "Sooner or Later..."
ttyl    "Talk to ya later!"
wgas    "Who gives a S***!?!?"
wtf     "What the F***?!?!"

That's all for now. I'm soon posting an update, with Smileys:).

P.S. Don't copy and paste the config this time, it's to big(makes Quake 
crash). Better to put a pointer to it in your cfg, I.E. to put a line:

exec acronyms.cfg

somewhere in it.